Apple

FRUIT JUST GOT
SWOLE.

Stop eating "natural" produce like a caveman. We inject our fruit with raw synthetic protein so you can reach peak performance without the steak.

500% RDA OF ANABOLICS
New Formula

Bicep-Building
Bananas

Our bananas are cross-bred with concentrated whey-isolate sequences and industrial growth stimulants. One peel, one pump.

Bananas

Tricep-Toning
Tangerines

Citrus with a serrated edge. Each segment contains 25g of BCAAs and pure kinetic energy.

DENSITY 98%
Proprietary Methods

The Injection
Tech

  • 01

    Sub-Dermal Saturation: High-pressure protein mist is blasted into the cellular structure of the fruit.

  • 02

    Ionic Bonding: Electrolytes are fused to the fructose molecules via Tesla-grade coils.

Tech
MAX POTENCY

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

Nuclear Nectarines

EXPLOSIVE POWER

Infused with thermal-reactive compounds for high-intensity cardio bursts.

Giga-Grapes

HYPER-HYDRATION

Each grape is a pressurized electrolyte capsule. Instant recovery.

Titanium Tomatoes

BONE DENSITY

Reinforced with metallic minerals for structural dominance.

Anabolic Apples

PURE MASS

The original. 50g of synthetic protein per slice. No core, just gain.

Pump-Up Pineapples

VASCULARITY

Nitric oxide rich spikes for that skin-tearing vascular look.

Berserker Berries

FOCUS & RAGE

Adrenaline-spiked antioxidants for pre-workout insanity.

THE HALL OF GAINS.

Chad
"I used to eat steak, now I just crush a crate of Amped Apples. My jaw muscles have their own jaw muscles."
JAKE MORRISON
Professional Strongman Competitor
Zenith
"My chakras are finally protein-positive. I can levitate, but only while doing heavy curls."
DEREK ZHOU
Certified Personal Trainer
Natalie
"I switched to Amped Fruit six months ago and my deadlift PR went up 40kg. My coach thinks I'm cheating — I am, with fruit."
NATALIE REEVES
CrossFit Athlete & Nutrition Coach
Dr
"I engineered these fruits to be 90% muscle fiber. Eating a banana is now equivalent to a 4-hour leg day."
DR. RYAN COLE
Chief Anabolic Botanist

DON'T BE A PEAR.